wise words and overheard funnies

We are all mature until someone pulls out bubble wrap. – Anonymous

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. – Margaret Mead

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield

“I don’t buy small clothes. I just grow into them.” – Anonymous

“I just want to wear a t-shirt and be drifter.” – Anonymous