Ultimate compilation of failed conversations

Do you know what’s worse than having a dairy allergy? Finding out you have one while wearing a onesie. Even worse, is when the zipper is out of reach, on your back. Yup, it’s a true story.

Growing up as the middle child: snapshot of what life was like growing up with a little brother…

Do you know what’s worse than having a dairy allergy? Finding out you have one while wearing a onesie. Even worse, is when the zipper is out of reach, on your back. Yup, it’s a true story.

That time I found out I was lactose intolerant

Do you know what’s worse than having a dairy allergy? Finding out you have one while wearing a onesie. Even worse, is when the zipper is out of reach, on your back. Yup, it’s a true story.

Ain’t Nothin’ But A Sherpa Thang, Baby

No sports. No exercising. Those are two things that best describe my interests, or I guess, the lack thereof. The only exception to this rule is when I momentarily transform myself into an insanely focused, supersweaty, red-faced CrossFit junkie. When is that moment you ask? It’s that moment when you tell yourself that “you got this”...

Girl With The Beef Patty

Have you ever experienced a moment when you witnessed something so painfully annoying, and yet so delicately beautiful, all at the same time? An experience that leaves you feeling confused, something that your brain can’t quite process; a moment that makes you tilt your head and squint your eyes. And with this I present to...

Attempted Murder: A Cookie Story

A few weeks ago, I was at work in an all-day meeting. To wrap up the session, the team planned to celebrate and acknowledge a couple of co-worker’s birthday. I was a little disappointed since I had to skip out early to get to my class. I was feeling a bit of a classic case...

Thank you for dinner, now let me squish your mole

Every time I see the “ok” emoji, it automatically takes me back 14 years ago to the time I visited Italy. Let me paint the scene for you, as I channel my inner Sophia Petrillo. “Picture it: Sicily, 1922…”, except it wasn’t Sicily nor was it the year 1922. It was in the outskirts of...

wise words and overheard funnies

We are all mature until someone pulls out bubble wrap.  - Anonymous